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Anyone seen this in today's papers?!!

Police appeal: give Theresa a decent alias

Here is evidence that Britain’s police forces are more stretched than ever before. Apparently they are so busy arresting journalists and guarding the Olympic torch that they have failed to produce a decent nickname for the home secretary.

When Jacqui Smith was in the job, she became known in police circles as Jacq the Ripper. But after two years keeping the suspect under observation, officers have produced nothing for Theresa May.

“Despite being in danger of ruining the best police service in the world with her willingness to wield the knife, she has surprisingly not yet attracted a soubriquet,” complains Clive Chamberlain, head of the Dorset police federation, in Police magazine.

Sunday Times, 22 April 2012

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I think if you want to give her an alias, you need to tip a pint of beer over her trousers.

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